Hi welcome to the secret FAQ page

Q: Why are you guys getting married in March?

A: Our parents are old, friend life circumstances, the venue was only available in March or on a Thursday or for an extra 40k. Also we’re getting married legally like next month anyway, so. Hey! Big party!

Q: Is Isabel pregante?

A: Despite everyone’s best efforts, Iz has not yet managed to mpreg Joe. Also, if Iz was gregnant, this wedding would be way sooner, lol.

Q: Isabel why is this on your site

A: Easier to make it here than somewhere else :3 Don’t share the link.